I heard rumors about it and couldn’t quite believe it but here it was a toilet paper dispenser with payment via WeChat. I was lucky that my wife put 10 RMB on it foresting purpuses because otherwise I would probably need to call her to come in and pay for it.
It was 3.8 RMB and you get a small package of wet tissues. I have no idea if they dissolve as easy as normal toilet paper but I like the Japanese way with water bidets better.
On the way out I also realized that there is another dispenser for normal toilet paper at the entrance -you also pay for it with WeChat, not sure probably it’s cheaper, sneaky.- ah no it says scan it for free paper, I guess it’s played by advertisement.
Anyway cool mall here l, very flashy in the middle of Changchun by the train station.
OC by @[email protected]
First they came for our shows but I didn’t stand up because I could ignore the ads. Then they came for our appliances but I didn’t stand up because I couldn’t afford them. Now they’ve come for our assholes and there’s no one left to stand up for me.
Wanna wipe? Gotta have a phone. Gotta pay. Gotta watch propaganda.
What a dump.
Wana wipe? Gotta have a screwdriver and a disregard for corporate property.
BYOTP
Someone at Meta is drooling over this.
Time to EDC TP.
That reads as stupid as it was to type.
Thinking about it: There should be a contest to see who can fit the most functionality into the tube.
Future winner: “It wasn’t easy to cram a fully functional oscilloscope inside… I had to shave off bits off the tooth brush handle, but ultimately it turned out great!”
China is a communist country /s
Or you can bring wet wipes with you.







