Weird as this guy looks like a typical bro. Sure, you shouldn’t put people in boxes, but his guy looks like the walking definition of broness. What would he want me to call him then, sis? Beard? Sir? Bellyboy? Even if I did know his name, I would be tempted to call him bro.
Bitch is the word you are looking to describe this individual. Why would you address him anyway? Surely he has something intelligent to say and is awesome for society./s
Weird as this guy looks like a typical bro. Sure, you shouldn’t put people in boxes, but his guy looks like the walking definition of broness. What would he want me to call him then, sis? Beard? Sir? Bellyboy? Even if I did know his name, I would be tempted to call him bro.
I’ll think you’ll find that this fellow is no mere bro, but a BROTHER WHO’S CRANKIN’ HIS HOG, BROTHER!
AWOOOOO BROTHER
THIS guy looks like a bro? Are you sure you know what a bro is?? Are you okayyyyy???
Enlighten us, oh Wise One.
Sweet summer child, did you read his shirt?
Don’t you sweet summer child me until you’ve profiled me. You feel?
“Brother.”
Not “breh”, it is too disrespectful.
Not “bruh”, because that one comes with a slight tinge of judgment.
Not “brev” either, too familial.
“Hail, brother. Lend me a fiver, me brother?” is just right.
Bitch is the word you are looking to describe this individual. Why would you address him anyway? Surely he has something intelligent to say and is awesome for society./s