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Ralphie, uttering the F-dash-dash-dash word.
Randy, his snorting over potatoes
Bo’ Ling Chop Suey Palace, removing the goose headSchwartz, breaching dare etiquette.
The Bumpus Hounds, stealing the turkey
Aunt Clara, her gift unfurled.
A crummy commercial. Ralphie should have known.
Little Orphan Annie, a secret message
Furnace fighter. Father is feared.
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Scott Farkus, his eyes yellow
Ralphie, with the hubcap in the snow.
A leg lamp in the window … a major award
A leg lamp, shattered.
Black Bart, retreating in terror.
Scut Farkus, bleeding from his nose.
Ralphie, the secret revealed.
Ralphie, with the Red Rider’s eyes.
Furnace fails, Old Man profanes
Bumpus hounds surge, turkey mangled
who’s Ralphie?
