• Barbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    4 days ago

    Looking up pics of him is kind of a trip, you can tell he gets them trimmed regularly, but not regularly enough. He’s constantly cycling from normal human eyebrows up to this.

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      That was a delightfully weird rabbit hole, and thank you for that. It’s almost as if his eyebrows were a metaphor for the health of the USSR.

      My grandfather’s clock was too large for the shelf,

      So it stood ninety years on the floor;

      It was taller by half than the old man himself,

      Though it weighed not a pennyweight more.

      It was bought on the morn of the day that he was born,

      And was always his treasure and pride;

      But it stopp’d short — never to go again —

      When the old man died.

      Like that song, except with eyebrows.