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iamdisappoint@reddthat.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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iamdisappoint@reddthat.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Probably a talking-to from his dentist.

  • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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    Diabeetus

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      https://youtu.be/BME0639IP5g

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    I would say hyperglycemia, but we don’t know what period of time Bob ate these candy bars. A day? A month? A year?

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      Simultaneously.

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        Blocked airway it is.

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          Through his urethra. He is into that.

          • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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            “he [cock] vored those candy bars, just like it was nothing. then he turned to face me…”

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          “and how did you develop this fetish?”

          “uh, well, you aren’t going to believe this, but…”

          • Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com
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            It is a little weird to think about. I know I got my blowjob fetish from challenging myself to deepthroat, and it just took off from that. When you can’t breathe because you’re swallowing a giant phallus, there’s just something divine.

            • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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              I have an oral fixation, so I get that.

              Also >//> that’s rather hot, haha.

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    Since eating too much sugar doesn’t cause diabetes I’m gonna go with a stomach ache.

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      You are correct, but… even though sugar doesn’t cause diabetes, it doesn’t mean we should hit up the candy store on a regular basis. Foods high in added sugar tend to have lower nutrient densities and therefore provide little nutritional value. Plus, eating a lot of high-sugar foods is associated with an increased incidence of obesity, which is one of the biggest risk factors for developing diabetes.

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        But even that isn’t a good breakdown of the knowledge we have. Having wild intakes of high glycemic foods causes metabolic changes over time that do contribute to type 2 diabetes development.

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        Correct. The important thing here is the difference between cause and factor.

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        This is good info. But wtf happened to the writing style. Went from informed medical professional to internet shit talker, like, instantaneously

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          I’m sorry, that is Canada for you.

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    Have my upvote. Do your knees hurt?

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      knees are still okay, but the back needs some serious maintenance.

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    Slow kid in the back: cavities?

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