That deserves a bonus point. I don’t care what the subject is…

Make sure you stretch first.

I prefer to put a happy spin on it and assume it was penis envy.

Yeah I get all that… But what is a “foo”?

Well I now understand what “fighter” means in this context but I’m still not sure what a “foo” is. And yes I know what joke I’m setting myself up for.

Damn that A-Way Team pun is worth it’s weight in gold pressed latinum.

Buddy, in the circles I travel a Gucci belt would do the opposite of help, and I don’t need any help in being less appealing to women thank you very much.

That’s not even top 10 worst types of porn. I’ve been to rule34.xxx, I’ve seen things.

I’ve seen things.

A rare occasion when adding “in bed” doesn’t actually make it worse.

That’s a horrible camouflage job, doesn’t look anything like snow.

I’m really sorry you didn’t enjoy the joke we all did. I can see it really affected you, since you went to the trouble to post about it instead of moving on with your life. I hope in time you can find closure. Preferably in a fridge that doesn’t open from the inside.

I know it’s so annoying. Like the thing on lemmy that blocks out credit card numbers. I needed to send it to my friend the other week and lemmy was the easiest way, but it blanks it out, here’s my number, see? ####-####-####-####

I’ve debated what wording to use to make sure my funeral is part remembering me and part roast.

Oh well yeah then the family would totally understand.

That is by a wide margin the one I quote the most, just after it is “Oh my no.”

Oh my sweet summer child… That bitch makes the Cardassians look like the Kardashians.

Yeah what they said. Mostly.

It’s true, diabetes is a bitch.

God dammit internet you’ve ruined the word daddy for me.