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minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-23 days agoDon’t ask for chicken. What you really need to ask for is pork.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days ago… Or pigs. To feed with the 70kg chicken.
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoYou need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about…eight minutes.
minus-squareyuri@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agobones and all too. it can be a real pain identifying human remains after pigs get at em.
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoYou can remove the teeth before or after, but you don’t want to go through pig shit.
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoThe beaks, yes. You can mill them into a powder and use it as an additive.
minus-squareulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoerhmm… chicken remains. That’s what they said.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoDear god. Well, I didn’t know the uh… rate of consumption. … don’t piss off a pig farmer!
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 days agoThat rate does depend on starving the pigs…
Don’t ask for chicken. What you really need to ask for is pork.
… Or pigs. To feed with the 70kg chicken.
You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about…eight minutes.
bones and all too. it can be a real pain identifying human remains after pigs get at em.
You can remove the teeth before or after, but you don’t want to go through pig shit.
The beaks, yes.
You can mill them into a powder and use it as an additive.
erhmm… chicken remains. That’s what they said.
Dear god.
Well, I didn’t know the uh… rate of consumption.
… don’t piss off a pig farmer!
That rate does depend on starving the pigs…