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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days ago

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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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    You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about…eight minutes.

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      bones and all too. it can be a real pain identifying human remains after pigs get at em.

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        You can remove the teeth before or after, but you don’t want to go through pig shit.

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          The beaks, yes.
          You can mill them into a powder and use it as an additive.

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        erhmm… chicken remains. That’s what they said.

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      Dear god.

      Well, I didn’t know the uh… rate of consumption.

      … don’t piss off a pig farmer!

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        That rate does depend on starving the pigs…

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