What about the European Onion?
Bah, real Soviets need no onions, or corn, imperialist crops. We survive on Soviet Turnips!
It’s okay Isabelle.
I serve the Soviet Onion.
Preferably fried and with a side of honey mustard.
Cornnumism.
Fuck Cornnunism. All my homies hate Cornnunism. We doin Onionism now.
…Fuck me that took too long to write, and fighting the goddamn spell check the whole way. This is no way to live.
Onioligarchy.
Obligatory cunk on earth https://youtu.be/XK_D7Z-cKZ4
Love the series and especially this interview. The “how do you know so much about vegetables? Have you got an allotment?” is just so fucking smart.
In soviet onion political satire reads you!
You tear down the wall, and there’s just another layer under it.
Mmm, red onions.
Lenin’s first name was actually “Vidalia.”
Лучший источник новостей в Советском Союзе
Gesundheit
