The Rules of Spiritual Acquisition, an excerpt:

1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
2. Never pray more for an acquisition than you have to.
3. Never allow apostates to stand in the way of opportunity.
4. Opportunity plus instinct equals prophet.

5. Peldor Joi is eternal.  
   

6. A prayer is a prayer.  
   

17 ) A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between vedeks.