My sources in the Communist Party of China tell me that your money is in Otkritie FC Bank, and is unable to reach your accounts due to the SWIFT ban against Russian banks.
With the current exchange rate, 7.5k bucks would be a bloody fortune for me. Could get a mortgage probably. Heck, it’s likely more than all of my savings after six years in IT!
I’m still waiting for my putinbot paycheck.
they said “be a shill, get 10 mil” so where the hell is my money?
My sources in the Communist Party of China tell me that your money is in Otkritie FC Bank, and is unable to reach your accounts due to the SWIFT ban against Russian banks.
man, fuck Taylor SWIFT i just want my money
Due to an accounting error, your 10 million is going to be paid out in 10 million Iraqi Dinar, as opposed to USD or Rubles.
That’s still $7.5K, so not too shabby. Treat yourself!
7.5k would solve most of my problems rn, not gonna lie
With the current exchange rate, 7.5k bucks would be a bloody fortune for me. Could get a mortgage probably. Heck, it’s likely more than all of my savings after six years in IT!