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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

A swing and a miss

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A swing and a miss

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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  • BilSabab@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of bad old days when Ukrainian cops were the worst shit. Like - plant evidence and arrest you worst shit, beat you up in the alley because you look weird shit. You see a cop - you go the opposite side of the street as far as possible because that motherfucker will have a problem with you. And then one day - the government pulled the trigger on the police reform, fired pretty much anyone with any kind of negative rep and replaced them with new recruits and it is almost as if years of fucked up bullshit were all just the bad dream.

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      I guess Ukraine didn’t push enough propaganda on you to convince half your population that cops abusing your rights, and killing people at will, is great for Ukraine!

      That’s how we do it in America, the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE World!®

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    The reason that police departments don’t sell beefcake calendars like fire departments do is because there aren’t enough cops without Nazi tattoos

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      Nice.

  • Digit@lemmy.wtf
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    Still waiting for Miley Cyrus Linux.

    • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.ml
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      someone should make that

  • Acid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Upvote for Ghüs too! Saga is amazing

  • elbiter@lemmy.world
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    A bit more and he gets it.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      No, he won’t.

  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
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  • EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    A bit of an aside, but Saga is a great comic. Everyone should read it.

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    Hint:

    Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses

    • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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      “Yes, Sir, I will do what you tell me!”

      -TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      That would make a kickass lyric someone should put that in a song

      • fodor@lemmy.zip
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        Fuck you.

        • Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Another great line you’re good at this.

          • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I won’t do what you tell me

      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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        Yes, THE anthem for police forces!

    • tempest@lemmy.ca
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      SOME OF THOSE WHO WORK FORCES, ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES

      • masta_chief@sh.itjust.works
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        Some of those that burn crosses Are the same that hold office

        (from the show outside the DNC in 2000. Watch it if you haven’t)

      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        HGNUGH

        • InputZero@lemmy.world
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          Killing in the name of! Killing in the name of.

  • richardwallass@sh.itjust.works
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    The best of both worlds

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    • ArrowMax@feddit.org
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      Jeff-fa-fa!

  • qarbone@lemmy.world
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    That’s not even what a “misnomer” is.

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      Good catch. I overlooked that, overshadowed by the fail of missing the insinuation in the whimsical analogy.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      It’s a female gnome, right?

      • kelseybcool@lemmy.world
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        Yes; specifically an unmarried one.

        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          … miznomer.

          Possibly married. Possibly not.

          • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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            Female Gnomes have beards, making them Trans.

            I don’t know what to do with information, but I’m sure a MAGA would have lots of ideas.

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    The whole thread is aptly described by the title, as is the choice of where to post this.

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      seriously is there anyone here who has an original thought instead of just copypasting other people’s opinions? most of the people in this thread have to be bots. no way a human could be that unoriginal.

      • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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        Funny you say that, i have seen dozens of comments like that

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          ahh yes, lemmy world, where 2005 memes are stil dank. this place is a fucking time capsule, and reddit looks cool and hip compared to it. you people have no fucking self awareness and it SHOWS.

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    The Great White North Free Press is a far right white nationalist independent “news” media. They’re not getting it on purpose.

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      “It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

      - Upton Sinclair

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        Where you stand depends on where you sit.

        • Rufus Miles
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          I came in like a wrecking ball

          • Miley Cyrus
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        I recently watched a video responding to a video about Supergirl. Idiot needs Supergirl to be bad so he can complain about it; his channel depends on complaining about popular movies. He complains that she shouldn’t be able to get drunk because alcohol doesn’t affect kryptonians. Someone explains to him directly that she goes to red sun planets so that she can get drunk, that she CAN get drunk on red sun planets, as was clearly explained at the end of Superman (2025), and his immediate response is “yeah but why drink if alcohol has no effect on her?”

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      I detest that you call these brain-dead people doing it on purpose.

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    Wonder if he figured it out yet?

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      Wonder if he figured it out yet?

      *checks date*

      6/30/22

      *interprets name *

      TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

      … doubt it.

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      Figured what out?
      –TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

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        That is a bit of a misnomer since figuring things out requires at least a double-digit IQ and I don’t have one of those.

        –TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

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          Well, a two digit IQ is below average (well median, but you get the idea) so…….

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            The median is an average

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              This is one thing that irritates me about a tool I work with: It has built-in functions to calculate a median and to calculate an average, by which it means the arithmetic mean. I tend to use the median because the data I work with has severe outliers skewing the mean, but then I have to explain what that means (heh).

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              So they would be the mode of the mean below the median?

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      You know he saw that and probably thought how clever he was to point this out while posting it.

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    This guy must listen to RAtM and be like “I don’t get it, work forces, burn crosses, this metaphor doesn’t make sense!”

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      “Since when is RAtM political?!?!”

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        No idea. I thought they just hate dishwashers or something.

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        I still love the post where some dude bitches at Tom Morello something like “I liked RatM when you weren’t political” and Tom shot back asking him to name a single song that wasn’t political so he could delete it.

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          This one is still my favorite

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            Love that dude.

            Never got to see RATM live, held tickets in my hand 3 times, and it was always cancelled (covid, Zach’s injury). At least I saw Morello a year ago, it was great.

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