I wish I had more festive trivia 😞
in Spain Santa doesn’t deliver present, and it isn’t in new years.
Presents are delivered a week after Christmas and by the “three wise men” or in Spanish “Reyes magos” (wizard kings, way cooler). because it’s in the tail end of the holiday, school starts the day after, so kids can have a day to play with their new stuff.
Also, in Catalunya, it is tradition to have little popping figurines in their nativity scenes. and they have the “Shitting buddy” (Caga tio, usually translated as yule log, but fuck that, it’s a shitting buddy that poops candy and little present after being beaten.
the Christmas tree tradition was a Victorian invention.
I’ll add more trivia if I remember it later
They ain’t lying about the gym helping build ass a bit… i haven’t been in a couple months and now its uncomfortably bony to sit down on hard surfaces again…
time to invent pants with built in ass prosthetics
How much for automatic twerking action? /s
bad idea. I don’t want anyone to say, 'my arse is out of battery"
I WANT anyone to say that.
Imagine having to fart and get a notification that says you are out of free farts, and you have to upgrade subscription tier to fart
Woof c:
Nova’s poor spine D:
Never too late to discover the joy of the holidays spirit!




