I can just swing a hammer and commit a felony.

I can just throw a match and commit an arsony.

I can just “speak convincingly to the secretary” and commit a cybercrime.

I can “just take this beer over here” and commit a theft.

Not all crime is complicated.

I mean these checkboxes exist only so the companies get a free pass, saying: “But they told us they wouldn’t do something like that. You can’t blame us for it.”

That’s not true, it’s illegal!

Oooh do I get to choose which crime I want to commit?
One hack pentagon box please

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