• FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    As a man, I have my TP usage measured out. 2 sheets (folded) per wipe. Repeat as necessary.

    Wife moves in. TP roll eaten by unknown creatures on a daily basis.

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      7 days ago

      There are people in the world who wrap their whole hand in multiple layers of paper for every wipe

    • AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      Just get a bidet like a civilized person. Tp is gross and wipes (the only actual way to clean the shit off your ass instead of just painting a thin tissue brown) are horrible.

      I also wouldn’t be proud of how little tp your dry shits take, you just kinda sound dehydrated.

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        7 days ago

        I’m surprised that you can read this post given how far up your own ass your head is. Did you have a crystal chandelier installed?

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          7 days ago

          Women use TP every time they pee, it’s not just pooping. This particular thread of comments reads like an episode of the Honeymooners.

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            7 days ago

            I do too though. I’m not a barbarian that can live with piss dribble in my pants