Just get a bidet like a civilized person. Tp is gross and wipes (the only actual way to clean the shit off your ass instead of just painting a thin tissue brown) are horrible.
I also wouldn’t be proud of how little tp your dry shits take, you just kinda sound dehydrated.
Eh, maybe. In my many years on this planet I have noticed that women really do, on average, use a fuck ton of toilet paper. Even more anecdotally, when I got divorced my toilet paper use decreased by 90%.
As a man, I have my TP usage measured out. 2 sheets (folded) per wipe. Repeat as necessary.
Wife moves in. TP roll eaten by unknown creatures on a daily basis.
There are people in the world who wrap their whole hand in multiple layers of paper for every wipe
Just get a bidet like a civilized person. Tp is gross and wipes (the only actual way to clean the shit off your ass instead of just painting a thin tissue brown) are horrible.
I also wouldn’t be proud of how little tp your dry shits take, you just kinda sound dehydrated.
I’m surprised that you can read this post given how far up your own ass your head is. Did you have a crystal chandelier installed?
Dehydration can affect mood, you’ll be happier if you drink more water.
Weird to gender this tbh
Eh, maybe. In my many years on this planet I have noticed that women really do, on average, use a fuck ton of toilet paper. Even more anecdotally, when I got divorced my toilet paper use decreased by 90%.
Women use TP every time they pee, it’s not just pooping. This particular thread of comments reads like an episode of the Honeymooners.
I do too though. I’m not a barbarian that can live with piss dribble in my pants
The fact that you think this is equivalent again proves my point, I’d imagine most of you have lived with women, but have you actually talked to them?
Exactly! I though it was common sense