MAR-A-LAGO, FL - Sources report President Donald J. Trump was seen questioning his own motivations behind a series of shocking recent moves in Venezuela, along with a close confidant who was later revealed to be an inanimate coatrack.
Back at Mar-A-Lago, President Trump was once again seen asking a small palm tree if he should bomb Winnipeg.
“The best actions accomplish more than one goal,” said the palm tree, which was actually a very confusing moment because it responded in Russian from a hidden speaker.
“The best actions accomplish more than one goal,” said the palm tree, which was actually a very confusing moment because it responded in Russian from a hidden speaker.