Screenshot of a Reddit post from r/teenagers. The title reads, “any tips to help me stay a Virgin?”
It body of the post reads: "I am a 18 year old girl and I want to keep my virginity at least until college but sex is just a huge temptation + social pressure.
Since Reddit is full of virgins losers do y’all have any tips?"


I was going to post a link to a hilarious comedy skit about catholic school girls doing anal only to preserve their virginity, but my search terms only found porn.
I’ll be back later. I have stuff to do.
Was this going to be the link?
https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY
EDIT: Original
I recognize the URL from posting it a couple days ago. The good 'ol poophole loophole.
Post the original, by Garfunkel and Oats
That’s it!
Then there’s the good old mormon soak. Every relationship is improved by having a good jump-humper to help you out.
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