They want to experiment with their ass, but they can’t buy a dildo or plug because “that’d be gay” so they fetch any roughly cylindrical object around.
One imagines that this is just as common among vagina-havers, due to either age-based or cultural unavailability of proper toys, but it’s harder to lose something in the vagene than the 100 feet or whatever of intestines.
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They want to experiment with their ass, but they can’t buy a dildo or plug because “that’d be gay” so they fetch any roughly cylindrical object around.
as a female-originated person turned to non-binary pansexual person:
this is true
One imagines that this is just as common among vagina-havers, due to either age-based or cultural unavailability of proper toys, but it’s harder to lose something in the vagene than the 100 feet or whatever of intestines.
There are almost always two answers:
Monkey see, monkey do!