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minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·edit-215 days agoWhen Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bar says “Ouch.”
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 days agoChuck Norris doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the Earth away.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days agoChuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agoThe dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days agoChuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agoChuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. And after a month of excruciating pain, the snake died.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days agoChuck Norris made his cowboy boots himself from real cowboys.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days agoChuck Norris can make onions cry.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days agoLight doesn’t travel faster than Chuck Norris - he gives light a head start.
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·14 days agoChuck is the poisonous one, since the snake died. The snake was venomous.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 days agoI’m so glad pedantry is not dead.
When Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bar says “Ouch.”
Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the Earth away.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. And after a month of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Chuck Norris made his cowboy boots himself from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Light doesn’t travel faster than Chuck Norris - he gives light a head start.
Chuck is the poisonous one, since the snake died. The snake was venomous.
I’m so glad pedantry is not dead.