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minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days agoLight doesn’t travel faster than Chuck Norris - he gives light a head start.
minus-squareAtelopus-zeteki@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 days agoWhenever Chuck Norris’s parents had nightmares at night they would come to his bedroom.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days agoChuck Norris doesn’t lift weights. They rise out of respect.
minus-square𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days agoChuck Norris can win Connect4 in three moves
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoChuck Norris can tie his shoes with his toes.
Light doesn’t travel faster than Chuck Norris - he gives light a head start.
Whenever Chuck Norris’s parents had nightmares at night they would come to his bedroom.
Chuck Norris doesn’t lift weights. They rise out of respect.
Chuck Norris can win Connect4 in three moves
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his toes.