• DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    Soon on the battlefield: “Sorry, the tank’s turret and armaments are now disabled because the system detected that the engine’s coolant level is running low. Please return the tank to our approved service centres located on the other side of the world to have its entire coolant system replaced by our qualified technicians at exorbitant prices. Turnaround time: 6 months.”

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      Someone should make a version of Saving Private Ryan or Band of Brothers but in an alternate reality where all their gear is enshittified.