• DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    I never heard that one! I only ever encountered “If everywhere you walk smells like shit, you better check your own shoes.”

    I don’t know which one I like most. Both gets the point across well!

    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      There’s a joke in french where a guy visits the doctor, and goes “when I touch here it’s painful… and also here… here as well…” and the doctor goes “show me your finger, it’s broken”