• ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    23 hours ago

    We’ve apparently decided that gambling is completely legal in the US again so why not take it a step further and turn all the dying theaters into brothels? They already have lots of individual soundproof rooms and snacks for when you need more energy.

    • dellish@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      gambling

      brothels

      I don’t know sort of gambling you’re into, but I’m curious to find out.

      • P00ptart@lemmy.world
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        17 hours ago

        I’ll start my own movie theater, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, screw the movie theater.