A little dated, but you just never get to see headlines like this.

After seeing the reporting here (Big Brother Is Watching Your Online Criticism of ICE Crackdowns) and here (Journalist Reveals FBI Is Offering a “Bounty” for Reporting “Anti-Trump Thought”), I think we could all use some good news.
Which one of their Gomer Pyle’s had a negligent discharge and now they’re blaming it on random people?