Your comment reminds me of this satirical article “Ortho Writes Perfect SOAP Note”. The meat of it

Kershaw’s flawless note reads as follows:

AF/VSS

AAOX3, NAD

RRR, CTAB, NWOB

S/NT/ND/NABS

LLE dsg C/D/I, DP 2+

34 yo M s/p L THA POD1

WBAT LLE

DVT ppx

PT/OT

D/W HMS

D/C SAR vs. HHPT

“The crazy part is that I think I can do better, way better,” joked Kershaw, soaked in champagne. “I can probably shave the note by another ninety percent. Gives me something to shoot for going forward, you know?”