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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 hours agoPeople are so toxic that they want to be toxic after they die too. I just want to be dumped off at the landfill or ground up and used for fertilizer after giving up any useful organs.
minus-squareMaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 hour agoHad this conversation recently when my wife died. She wanted to be cremated with no embalming but wanted a visitation. In the US you have to be embalmed to have a visitation. No amount of pleading to just put her in an ice bath would work sadly.
minus-squareCompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 hours agoIt’s surprisingly difficult to get that treatment. Just compost me. Throw my body into the green cart. Why do I need to spend so much money?
minus-squareZorque@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 hours agoEven in death we must feed the machine.
People are so toxic that they want to be toxic after they die too.
I just want to be dumped off at the landfill or ground up and used for fertilizer after giving up any useful organs.
Had this conversation recently when my wife died. She wanted to be cremated with no embalming but wanted a visitation. In the US you have to be embalmed to have a visitation. No amount of pleading to just put her in an ice bath would work sadly.
It’s surprisingly difficult to get that treatment.
Just compost me. Throw my body into the green cart. Why do I need to spend so much money?
Just grill me.
Even in death we must feed the machine.