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I’d think anything that involved an open casket would be red tinted. Who wants to see grandma in her casket with visibly green veins…
Don’t yuck other people’s yums!
We also knew grandma was too old to not be a witch
She always reminded us of a vulcan
grandma had a mean nerve pinch
From left to right; peach, watermelon, lemon, grape, apple, guava.
Far left is actually Dragon Fruit Splash™. Its got electrolytes.
purple one is to die for
Metaflow Arterial Conditioner looks delicious
Wow your arteries are glowing! What conditioner do you use?
It works best when used in combination with Metaflow Arterial Shampoo.
Rinse and repeat.
Introfiant for me thanks
People are so toxic that they want to be toxic after they die too.
I just want to be dumped off at the landfill or ground up and used for fertilizer after giving up any useful organs.
Had this conversation recently when my wife died. She wanted to be cremated with no embalming but wanted a visitation. In the US you have to be embalmed to have a visitation. No amount of pleading to just put her in an ice bath would work sadly.
It’s surprisingly difficult to get that treatment.
Just compost me. Throw my body into the green cart. Why do I need to spend so much money?
Just grill me.
Even in death we must feed the machine.
🤘metalflow! 🤘
Looks apple flavored tho
I’ll go with pink or whatever the colour on the right is.
