🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down19cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1365arrow-down1imageAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square43fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareblarghly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55arrow-down2·edit-21 day agoFake: there are no girls on the internet Gay: anon isn’t a girl
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 day agoMemetically compatible solution: OP is a femboy.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 day agoGlad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoHow do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·22 hours agothis is why we train on the Bop-It
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·22 hours agoPlease do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-220 hours agoRing. Ring. … Who is it? … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 hours agoWhy are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours ago… Extra nips? Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·23 hours agoYou figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·18 hours agoSo you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·18 hours agoI think you’re taking this too seriously
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 hours agoI think I’m being technically correct!
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-222 hours agoWhat. How does that logic work? They say they are bisexual. This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers. … You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is. … How is this complicated?
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·18 hours agoIt’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
minus-squareMîm@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 day agoFake: anon has a relationship Gay: anon ‘has’ a bf (there are no girls on the internet)
Fake: there are no girls on the internet
Gay: anon isn’t a girl
Memetically compatible solution:
OP is a femboy.
Result: Win
Glad I’m bisexual, cause I’d marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what’s in their pants.
How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.
this is why we train on the Bop-It
Please do go easy on the ‘Twist It!’
please don’t
Ring.
Ring.
… Who is it?
… Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
Why are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
… Extra nips?
Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?
You figure it out when you get down there, it’s not that difficult.
So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.
I think you’re taking this too seriously
I think I’m being technically correct!
What.
How does that logic work?
They say they are bisexual.
This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.
… You know what to do based on … what shape the sexy time meat is.
… How is this complicated?
It’s not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.
Fake: anon has a relationship
Gay: anon ‘has’ a bf (there are no girls on the internet)