🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1374arrow-down19cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1365arrow-down1imageAnon has a boyfriendsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agomessage-square43fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-220 hours agoRing. Ring. … Who is it? … Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 hours agoWhy are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours ago… Extra nips? Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?
please don’t
Ring.
Ring.
… Who is it?
… Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
Why are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
… Extra nips?
Are you… Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?