Spider plant.
Spider plant.
Does everything a spider can’t.
When it sits.
In the sun.
Photosynthesis just for fun.
Look out!
Look out for spider plan.It’s probably worth tipping the plant out of the pot, and checking nobody’s hidden the Epstein files in the soil.
I’m not depriving that fire of any combustible material. Sorry, plant.
Here, take my gasoline!
Not even grabbing the plant. I’d punch musk in the face & gtfo.
This dude has priorities and I respect that.
Good choice. Vance has no charisma to lead the right and Trump will be dead in 5 years. The billionaire Nazi is a good choice.
At least the plant does some good in the world.
Sorry plant, I was going to save you but I saw a folder called “underacted Epstein files”. Surely you understand
…spider plant, spider plant…
Does whatever a spider plant does
…shoots its children off a shelf, more reliable than an Elf-on-the-Shelf…
Lookout! Here comes the Epstein files!
I’m not taking any chances, nothing is leaving that room. Your sacrifice will be honored, spider plant.
I know the rooms engulfed in flames, I’m the one who set it on fire!
Corrupt politicians are a dime a dozen. Healthy spider plants in the office on the other hand are pretty rare.
It’s so hard to decide…I mean that flag would have a lot of collector value, but the plant is alive
I grab the plant and blockade the door
How the shit would someone carry out the heaviest president in the history of the United States? If any of these boxes contained a boulder 40 feet wide and tall, I’d have the same question without even wondering how or why the boulder would need to be rescued.
Anyway, snake plant
Trump is heavier than Taft?
