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cm0002@europe.pub to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago

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cm0002@europe.pub to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 15 hours ago
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  • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    This makes no sense. Salads really do have nuts sometimes, whilst I’ve never heard of bees having steak.

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      Yes, that is the subversion of expectations that makes this a joke.

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      14 hours ago

      What if it’s honey glazed?

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        13 hours ago

        Checkmate atheists

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          10 hours ago

          Dammit! I keep losing at chess without even playing!

          Oh well, it could be worse: I could be playing chess 🤷

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      12 hours ago

      No this is the Pinnacle of humor. Nothing could possibly be funnier than this…

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      I call them Meat Bees, but they are a species of Yellowjacket -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowjacket?wprov=sfti1

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      You never had bee steak? You’ve been missing out!

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        with B-2 steak sauce

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