Meanwhile:

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/11/18/entertainment/nicki-minaj-speech-nigeria

Yep, the famously devout Christian and most definitely not famous for being psycopathically narcissistic and materialistic and petty Nicki Minaj recently represented the US, in the UN, on behalf of the Trump Admin, to talk about the plight of Nigerian Christians…

Meanwhile, thousands, tens of thousands? of Nigerians are facing HIV, tuberculosis and malaria, because Trump’s USAID cut off removed $600m, 1/5th of the country’s entire healthcare budget.

… So basically, Nicki Minaj is the most perfect envoy of American Christianity one could concieve of, pretty much a perfect hypocrite.

… Her entire net worth is approximately the same as the recent stop gap funding measure Nigeria passed to shore up their health system (~$200m).

She, on her own, could just donate half her wealth, still have ~$100m dollars, and that’d get Nigeria from covering 1/3 of its healthcare budget hole, to 1/2.

Now… I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but…

Oh, wait, right, Kanye fucking lost his mind too, uh, uh, nevermind…

Those hips don’t lie, but fear mongering Republicans sure do!

That’s not nuts. I’ll tell you what’s nuts:

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Everybody thinks Shakira Law doesn’t sound too bad, but the wokes will be singing a different tune once the dancing becomes mandatory…

A shewolf in every closet! A chicken in every pot!