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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago

Satan unsure how to deal with sinners who are in Hell for masochistic sex

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Satan unsure how to deal with sinners who are in Hell for masochistic sex

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 13 days ago
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SECOND CIRCLE OF HELL ― Speaking over screams for pity and the roaring wind buffeting those unfortunate souls convicted of regular lust, the Prince of Darkness expressed frustration Wednesday with the stubborn pleasure which Hell’s most hardcore masochists take in his punishments.
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    Masochist: Hurt me !

    Sadist: No.

    That Satan didn’t see this solution immediately tells me they’re not a top.

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