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Obsidian has been used extensively as weapons for hunting and tools for preparing food for thousands and thousands of years.
But yea like other stones, it breaks.
how to assassinate a…
chemist: just keep challenging them to make more and more unstable and/or toxic compounds. if they’ve made it past FOOF gas, up the ante by saying “ok now do a 1-pot synth”
microbiologist: accidentally a little pathogenic virulence factors into their E. coli supply and poke some holes in the laminar hood HEPA. (don’t do this if you share a bathroom with them)
particle physicist: take a couple screws out of one of the hundreds of ladders around the facility
theoretical physicist: remove a manhole cover in one of their usual walking paths, Looney Tunes style
biochemist: sabotage all their grant proposals and they’ll take care of their own assassination
computer scientist: fucking don’t they’re an endangered species now
entomologist: literally indestructible don’t even bother trying. these motherfuckers raise botfly larvae in their own limbs for shits and giggles. i fear no man. but entomologists… they scare me
mathematician: use a gun
Marine Biologist: You can’t kill a 13 year old girl, no one actually becomes a marine biologist, they just all want to.
Sociologist: Trick them into going to a psychology convention, the crowd will do the work for you.
Psychologist: See above, reverse it. Might be harder to trick, tell them someone in there said they’re just an anthropologist who’s bad at math.
Anthropologist: Take away their teaching license, can no longer feed themselves because no one else is hiring them.
Molecular biologist: repeatedly spike their samples and reagents to cause random failures. Eventually lack of sleep from running it “just one more time” will kill them.
the Galois reference is the best
For anyone wondering, Galois was a mathematician who postulated that you could simplify any problem with a gun
yes that was definitely intentional and absolutely not just an anti-joke i used when i ran out of ideas. excellent catch 😎👉👉
:)
where’s the picture of the knife?
That’s cool. Obsidian is the strongest block so I bet it’s a very effective weapon.
*Sneaks up behind you with a wooden bat*
Came here to say this, they can’t just tease us like that.
You trying to get yourself killed?!
rocks or gtfo!
I wish I’d known about this strategy when my rival picked geologist as his starting Pokémon.
Fun fact: you can kill most anyone or thing with a baseball bat at any time you like.
A wild student loan appears!
MajorMajormajormajor used baseball bat!
It’s not very effective…
MajorMajormajormajor has fainted from the effort.
See. You almost died from a baseball bat.
Holy smokes, it works!
I can’t read this without imagining it in Jeaney Collects’s voice
Haha, I’m in danger.
cool rock tax pls
