drinking porn and watching Pepsi
Whoa. Neat.
At the same time!
An average day for me!
Porpsi
Relatable.
You cant trick me, Mobilek is a phone in disguise and phone bad. Go read a book!
Your loss.
@pmjv
Speak not of the mobilek… or mobilek will speak of youSometimes when I fall asleep, I let Mobilek whisper sweet lies into my ear.
Hot!
… ohh, it took me a while but the alternative would have been “mobile-k” …
Also found these … prob to add the allotted data for the Mobilek to talk to his sky buddy Satilek.

I already have a PalmPilot, why would I need this?
Are you good friends with your PalmPilot?
Thank you for making JEFF K. :( content!
My pleasure :(
I need to take by mobilek to the penguin shop in the city.
To get a vintage Mobilek case?
Exactly!
And install a few things.
Secret, illegal thighs the megamatacorps don’t want you to have.
kafka content? on my funhole?
Thank you for creating honest review content! Sip pepsi!
Heck yeah!
I want it! 🤤
I love the MOBILEK word
It was actually a contender for Oxford’s Word of The Year!
Winner should have been
You can’t put a traditional computer in a pocket…
You lack imagination on various pocket sizes!
Of all the 13 standard pocket sizes, I can imagine most, and none of them would fit a traditional computer :(
Wtf you can imagine almost all 13? How?
I have a graphic memory!
Wouldn’t somerhing like the Asus Eee-701 fit in a large povket?
Yes but eee wouldn’t really communicate with satelites without additional hardware
Not with that attitude!
@pmjv And that’s what makes smartphones so evil and cringe and horrible?
I don’t think they are either. I love my Mobilek.
Thank you for creating telecommunications content!
Sure thing!
Mmmm great content - ironically also viewed on my own mobilek.
It’s not irony, it’s the way of friendship! Thanks for engaging with my content!
Thank you for creating pornographic content
No problem!
Thank you for creating content
Sent from my Mobilek








