[green] So what’s your ideology? Me, I’m a socialist

[red, in a hood, looking mean] I’m an arachno-communist

[green, happy] Oh, that’s pretty cool, both our ideologies are

[zoom on green’s face, looking worried] …wait, you said you’re a what?

[red, looking demonic, unleashes spiders towards us while screaming] GO FORTH MY MINIONS! SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

https://thebad.website/comic/arachnocommunism

  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
    6·
    2 days ago

    Would the Soviet Union still exist if it was run by trillions of spiders? Experts believe that, yes, yes it would.

    • Štěpán@lemmy.cafeEnglish
      2·
      2 days ago

      https://archive.is/pBjV7 they found this one only recently, and i believe that somewehere deep enough in complete darkness never visited by a human being, there’s an arachnocommunist utopia where trilions of spiders lived in prosperity since before humans ruled the earth, and will continue long after we’re gone.