[green] So what’s your ideology? Me, I’m a socialist
[red, in a hood, looking mean] I’m an arachno-communist
[green, happy] Oh, that’s pretty cool, both our ideologies are
[zoom on green’s face, looking worried] …wait, you said you’re a what?
[red, looking demonic, unleashes spiders towards us while screaming] GO FORTH MY MINIONS! SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
https://archive.is/pBjV7 they found this one only recently, and i believe that somewehere deep enough in complete darkness never visited by a human being, there’s an arachnocommunist utopia where trilions of spiders lived in prosperity since before humans ruled the earth, and will continue long after we’re gone.