Hey, do you wanna put mashed potatoes, green beans, cranberries and squash on your turkey sandwich and dip the whole thing in gravy repeatedly?
“What? Hell no, what kind of sandwich is that?”
Its 3 hours after Thanksgiving dinner.
“Oh, well if you put it that way, of course!”
As one comic put it.
“Thanksgiving dinner isn’t over when I’m full; it’s over when I hate myself.”