FWIW, flashing your brights angles them upward and increases the likelihood that it gets said cop’s attention, thereby increasing the risk of fuckery to those drivers heading right for the pig.

Instead, try switching to running lights and back. Less noticeable, everyone wins —except the pig.

Also, using two clicks of your hazards to signal a “thank you” is something I’ve only experienced overseas, but it’s awesome. Fun, polite, and quietly uplifting. 🥰🖖🏼

we carry our noble torches and move forward into the night.

Everyone’s got their brights on constantly even during the day, does that mean there’s a speed trap everywhere?