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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoI steal from Walmart almost every single day. AMA.
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 hours agoHow much? Allegedly, they let it slide but keep the records until you hit a felony amount worth their time.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-220 hours agoPretty sure that one cart was over it, since they lowered it. It was around $400. The machine threw up an error while paying and nobody came for over 30 minutes, so I just left with my stuff.
minus-squareShadowedcross@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoWhat’s the biggest thing you’ve managed to steal?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoAn entire cart of groceries.
I steal from Walmart almost every single day. AMA.
How much?
Allegedly, they let it slide but keep the records until you hit a felony amount worth their time.
Pretty sure that one cart was over it, since they lowered it. It was around $400. The machine threw up an error while paying and nobody came for over 30 minutes, so I just left with my stuff.
What’s the biggest thing you’ve managed to steal?
An entire cart of groceries.