• Apytele@sh.itjust.works
      1·
      13 minutes ago

      A lot of people say it’s because they’re ugly or poor. I grew up redneck. There’s people with beer guts and no teeth fucking in trailers and making ugly babies. And you know what? They throw absolute bangers. They’ll pile three of those ugly kids on a floatie in their above ground pool while they take down a six pack each and grill balogna then end the night loosing fingers to fireworks bought across state lines. They’ll have four fingers total left on both hands and they’ll still fuck. These people are letting trailer trash outfuck them and think it’s every one else’s fault.

  • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
    12·
    4 hours ago

    I used to think it was because I’m too ugly to be attractive to the women I find attractive.

    Then I discovered I don’t really even try with women I find physically attractive because it’s relatively small on my attraction plate. If I find a woman who has intellect and the ability to talk on that trait, and a desire to learn with a bit of that physical goodness, hot damn will I put the effort in.

    Worst case scenario I get rejected. Back to square one. Next one isn’t even that bad: I end up with a good friend, which is one more link to hopefully find someone who foots the bill.

    That being said having a lengthy dry spell probably isn’t healthy, but I’ve managed it so far.

    Edit: why the hell did I say this in this community?

    I need to hold off on commenting before I’m fully awake

    • Xenny@lemmy.world
      2·
      6 hours ago

      I’m not trying to brag by saying this but I’m pretty attractive and if I wanted to get laid tomorrow I’d probably have no issue. But it’s like having access to infinite candy but instead of rotting your teeth and eroding your health it rots your ego and erodes your emotions. I don’t think getting laid all the time without real human connection is healthy. So I uhh sort of don’t have sex either unless I have a real connection and it can take a while to find that. It makes it special again.

  • fonix232@fedia.io
    34·
    11 hours ago

    Because we live in a capitalist world, and while you work hard, the fruit of your work goes to a capitalist pig.

    For example you work hard for all the sex you want to have, and I’m having it with your mum every night. And as this is a zero sum game that leaves you sexless and maidenless.

  • hansolo@lemmy.today
    11·
    11 hours ago

    Dear asteroidists (asteroid believers)

    If asteroids are real then why haven’t I gotten any?

    • idealotus@lemmy.world
      7·
      11 hours ago

      I am steroidist. I believe in steroids. Why are you asking for people who don’t believe in steroids? Even though I haven’t gotten any, I still believe.