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ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 16 hours ago

Ahead of her time

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Ahead of her time

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ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 16 hours ago
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    Every scientific article with “could” in it is bullshit.

    I could have a twelve in cock in my pants.

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      Who did you steal it from?

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      No need to brag that your girlfriend could be wearing your pants

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      Typed out the number but shortened the units.

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        No no, it’s an in cock, not an out cock. Like the difference between innie and outie belly buttons.

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          Dude has 12 vagoos in his pants. Still identifies as a dude.

          Has trans gone too far??

          When will he take a hint??"

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          When you’re in the pool too long

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            Like a frightened turtle!

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      Woah, you got a 12?! I only scored a 4 on my cock exam :(

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        It might only be a 4 today but it COULD be a 16 tomorrow. Hallelujah!

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      Don’t shove numbers up your cock.

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        I have the square root of negative one in my butt as we speak

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          I don’t believe you, that sounds irrational!

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          Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.

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            Not sure about that tbh. Seems only tangential related

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      Kind of. More likely if you read the publication it is about something else, but that doesn’t drive clicks. Maybe you have a 12 inch cock in your ass?

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        I could but I won’t provide proof just like these lying science fiction articles.

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