What if the reason homo sapiens out-reproduced Neanderthals is that Neanderthals were so much better at oral sex?
Bored scientists make protohuman fanfic
ZOMG THEY KISSIED UWU CHAT RATE THIS ROMANCE
There is a neanderthal and an early human inside you
They’re kissing, they’re both boys and they’re kissingThis thought would have Lindsey Graham both disgusted and aroused. But mostly aroused.
‘And they were roommates’
bro we got them Neanderthal cooties wth
Someone’s really working hard to justify that funding.
Look here… I don’t know what you do, but I bet it isn’t making my life more interesting. I say let em cook
Same here … I’d rather be funding the study of an extinct human species … than in funding how to accelerate the extinction of our species
Neanderthal and Chill.
