I am loving all the spoofs of this XKCD popping up lately
DNS being a couple of toothpicks is hilarious.
add the EU somewhere there too.
With AI wedging its way into everything, need to have a representative of tech billionaires working the crank. Also probably some more tech billionaires peeing in various parts of the stack.
What is Microsoft doing? Everyone was giving them a pass recently. Because they had this so called Linux subsystem. Even people I worked with were using it. And Bill Gates was curing AIDS in Africa. And building schools and mosquito nets and vaccines, but then he got divorced because he was fucking underaged girls in the epstein files.
Edit: yes I know gates doesn’t run Microsoft anymore. It’s an image thing though.
I discovered that removing Cortana also removed typing as far as windows is concerned. I could type in anything but OS controls.
I needed to reinstall “basic typing” to work again (their advice is “delete your language pack, then reinstall it, after reinstalling Cortana”)
Windows 11
What about ImageMagick? I feel it does deserve to stay in it’s own comic strip.
It was used to deliver the comic to you in the first place.
Ffmpeg is definitely in there too

Hehe. It took a dump this week too.
What Microsoft is doing.

Image description: Hindenberg disaster, a zeplin explodes near a metal tower.The difference is most passengers survived the Hindenburg
that’s metal as fuck
Is Azure the zeppelin or the tower?
Azure is everything but the Zeppelin and the hydrogen. It’s the factories, the maintenance facilities, and refueling stations.
The hydrogen
This is the most accurate depiction yet
But "unpaid open source developers should be in, like, 3 more places
You forgot a couple zeroes.
Should definitely be that big slab right under AI instead
The point is it’s a fragile point of failure, but still very important.
Being a big slab loses that meaning
Nah it should be a tall column of small ones stacked on top of each other, because if one project fails its enough to topple the whole thing.
and half the blocks above.
Let’s just say „every unmarked block, but one“?
Now add some spaceships flying into the tower!
Terry is doing his best
Upvote for the Network Chuck reference.
Why am I in this picture?
Oh… yeah… sorry about Monday again…

Spicy hay! nom nom
The helpful bunny. Hello again.

Accurate
Chefs kiss to the shark cable









