I heard the project was scuttled.

Average measured speed of a ghost crab on land is ~3.4m/s and they get there in less than a second. If you were to scale that up to cheetah size than they would be running around 250 mph or 400 mph in something the size of a human. Showing their impulse at nearly 100g’s.

Edit: I know it’s a joke, but the actual mechanics of ghost crabs is pretty incredible!

Best laugh of the week right there!

I should have expected this. As a dad I’m ashamed.

This is my new favorite dad joke

What we happen if they crossed elephant and pig DNA?

Very good.