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minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·21 hours agoWait, you’re supposed to swallow it as you suck it in?
minus-squarebear@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·21 hours agoHow else would you eat spaghetti?
minus-squareFushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoYou don’t chew spaghetti?!? You slurp a batch, chew, shallow. Repeat.
minus-squareDeacon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·21 hours agoYou just spool it into the pouch of your cheek until you’re ready to swallow the whole entire spaghetti bolus at once. Right?
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·21 hours agoThe world record longest noodle is just over 3km long, made with 40kg flour and 26L of water, with 600g of salt. You better have big cheek pouches. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-noodle
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·21 hours agoYou could be sucking it, swallowing it, digesting it and shitting it out all at the same time.
minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·20 hours agoGrab both ends and you can floss your gi tract
minus-squarewolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 hours agoWhat a terrible day to be literate
minus-squareLemmyoutofhere@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 hours agoIs that what they mean by the term G-string?
minus-squareDunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·21 hours agopeople tend to chew there food and not forcing it down their throat wholesale, most of us are not snakes.
Wait, you’re supposed to swallow it as you suck it in?
How else would you eat spaghetti?
You don’t chew spaghetti?!?
You slurp a batch, chew, shallow. Repeat.
You just spool it into the pouch of your cheek until you’re ready to swallow the whole entire spaghetti bolus at once.
Right?
The world record longest noodle is just over 3km long, made with 40kg flour and 26L of water, with 600g of salt.
You better have big cheek pouches.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-noodle
You could be sucking it, swallowing it, digesting it and shitting it out all at the same time.
Grab both ends and you can floss your gi tract
What a terrible day to be literate
Is that what they mean by the term G-string?
GI string
people tend to chew there food and not forcing it down their throat wholesale, most of us are not snakes.