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    14 hours ago

    It’s the year 30,000. God-Emperor George Washington moans to life and leads Earth to war against the rest of the universe.

    • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world
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      A man reads the news of this break on his shigawire paper. “Huh that sucks,” he says, desensitized. “Still not the worst thing to happen this year” he muses to himself. He turns to get back into the food line, the zombie apocalypse on distant Terra already forgotten.