In a bold reimagining of diplomatic etiquette, President Donald Trump has advised journalists to show “basic manners” by refraining from bringing up any murders his distinguished guests may or may not have ordered, approved, supervised, subcontracted, or accidentally stumbled into on a quiet Tuesday afternoon.
I mean… this actually happened. Kudos for trying though, must be damn near impossible to come up with good onion articles in these times where reality is much stranger than fiction.
I think the onion part is that he was polite about it