Seriously, though…ugh. I have to post these now for both stress relief and to not have them be in my recent files when someone grabs my laptop to “look something up real quick” like they don’t have a damn smartphone.
Edit: Re-uploaded to add “aunt who is only nice because she’s sucking up to grandma for the inheritance” who just texted she’s coming.
Make a Seitan or Tofurky and they won’t want you to host again! Win Win!
(though I do admit seitan and tofu can be VERY delicious)
100% the plan, haha, and yeah, they are quite delicious.