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By coincidence, Jizzlane Maxwell is the name of my new hardcore punk band
This timeline is freakin bizarre
I feel like I’ve missed something in the past few hours
Has there been something new in this goofy ass saga that won’t do a damn thing to unseat a king untethered from the popular will?
isn’t that what those pelvic muscles are called, jizz lanes?
renaming the Adonis belt to cum gutters is the worst thing we have ever done as a species.
Ahhh yes, lanes and gutters. Anyone else wanna go bowling all of the sudden?






